You always look forward to your Nanny time on Wednesday afternoons. When she comes to the door to pick you up you throw your hands in the air and yell “Yay! Nanny here!”. Nanny SPOILS YOU ROTTEN! She indulges your every whim, takes you to the park for as long as you like, buys you baby-chinos, gives you her complete and undivided attention and is never short of sausages and (most importantly) avocado. At the end of the day I’m handed back an exhausted, rarely conscious toddler with a bloated tummy and floppy limbs. But I have a feeling she enjoys Wednesday afternoons just as much as you.