LAMB: I wasn’t allowed to bounce on the bed with you today. I tried but you protested – “No Mummy, Fofo (Theo)!”. Instead, I was ordered to watch from a safe distance. I guess you are right, jumping on the bed probably isn’t the most suitable activity for a woman who is 38 weeks pregnant (nor, for that matter, a woman who is rapidly approaching her 30’s). Who is the mother here anyway? When did you become so wise? Though perhaps you just wanted to spare me the indignity of crashing through the bed.