LAMB: I crocheted you this crop top. It took up all my spare time over two weeks to finish. I weaved in the ends this afternoon and put it on you to admire my handiwork. The afternoon was dragging on a bit so we decided to go for a walk and treat ourselves to a milkshake. You split your milkshake, but thankfully it only landed on your hand. I let out a sigh of relief and just as I was about to say “Thank god you didn’t get it on your clothes”, you lifted up your hand and wiped it on your top. “What did you just do?” I asked in horror. You just shrugged and replied “What? You can just make me another one”.