FOX: You are starting to regrow your hair and are looking a little less like an old man. Unfortunately, there is a history of premature balding in your family so lets hope it will be many more years before you start losing it again.
LAMB: While sitting at our local cafe today a woman in her mid sixties walked in and sat down at the table next to us. You immediately pointed at her and (loudly) exclaimed “Look mummy! Dis one old lady”, placing rather too much emphasis on the word ‘old’.