FOX: You like to sleep with your right hand pressed up against the side of your face and the other one resting on your tummy. You look like your grandad whenever you open your eyes and knit your brow but the bottom half of your face is all Daddy. You like to be cuddled and you don’t much care for your pram. You give me a big cheesy grin whenever I call you ‘my smelly little boy’. You like to pee on me every time I change you. Every. Single. Time. But on the whole you are a placid little fella with a sweet temperament and you are oh, so loved. I think we might just keep you.