LAMB: I have a photo of you sleeping next to Daddy when you were a newborn hanging on the bedroom wall. While lying in bed today I pointed to the photo and asked you which one was Daddy. You obligingly got up and pointed to Daddy. I then asked which one was you and you pointed to the painting of the little girl holding a cat hanging next to the photo. When I tried to correct you you looked at me as if I was mad. With a patronising pat on the shoulder you kindly informed me that the baby in the photo is in fact your little brother and not you. What would I know.